Wine-making chronicled

Some years back, my friends and I tried to make wine. Of course we did not use any recipe, since that went against our principles of being organised. We just went by our instincts and the results were surprisingly good. One of my friends had chronicled it on his web-page in pictures. I have just reproduced verbatim those same images and captions. Happy wine-making to anyone who wants to try it.

Step 1: Get the resident flunkey to buy the stuff.

Step 2: Clean the bucket (remember to wear a hat).

Step 3: Get outside help to wash the grapes.

Step 4: Keep some grapes aside to feed the vintners.

Step 5: Appoint a manager to supervise the elephant.

Step 6: Ensure all grapes are crushed.

Step 7: Use force if required.

Step 8: Manager Vision Camera Angle.

Step 9: Always keep the crushers happy to ensure purity of contents.

Step 10: Add the secret ingredient.

Step 11: Colouring Agent

Step 12: Admire your hard work

Step 13: Stir. Do not spill.

Step 14: Seal the mixture and let it happen

Step 15: Its happening.